The Woods

Life is not about money and power, but of something far deeper; proper stewardship of the land and decency to all creatures, human or otherwise, that call it home. The federal government announces that millions of acres of public lands will be sold off to private interests. The Metolius Basin is right at the top of the list. When the Geezers go into action to thwart this blatant abuse of power, they get help from resources they never would have imagined.

Cautionary statement: This story throws a blanket of satirical absurdity over certain federal government officials which may cause the immediate raising of hackles in some individuals and spontaneous giggles in everybody else.